I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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