I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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