I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Buhtt sex?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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