More tranny stories later!
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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