I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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