Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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