forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You can't special order awesome
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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