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(408): View more from California

420 ftw

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(303): View more from Colorado

marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex

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(954): View more from Florida

just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Can I borrow your pants?

(1-318): View more from Louisiana

WTH?

(318): View more from Louisiana

Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless

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