She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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