Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
4 words: hood of his car
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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