You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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