What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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