So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize