2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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