I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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