its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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