i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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