She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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