literally had 100 drinks last night.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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