i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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