So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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