Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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