thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
