so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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