you mean i was at the winter classic?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
So much Jack, so little girl.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Randomize
