I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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