You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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