I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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