You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You are a genius and a whore.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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