Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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