this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
wow bdsm is so cute
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