Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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