That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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