Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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