he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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