he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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