So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
The convent might be a nice break from real life
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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