we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
There's always time for handjobs
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Randomize