party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
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