Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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