Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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