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Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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