9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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