You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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