Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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