But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want to stick my p in your. b.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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