i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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