he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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