I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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