who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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