They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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