i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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