On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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