He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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