I wish I could punch you in the face.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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