Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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