I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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